Polish man goes to the optometrist. The optometrist says "could you please read the line second from the bottom on the chart?"
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B I S O K
Q W E R T Y
G O P O K E S
B L O G S P O T
S T A N S T A C Y
U R B A N O W I C Z
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So the Polish guy says "Read it?? I know him!"
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